Some people never grow up.
I get a little bit irritated when we try to ride our bikes down to the beach, and almost every time some lazy bum in their SUV decides to yell something out the window at us. Seriously? You’re driving, so you must be older than twelve, but you sure don’t act like it.
Not only is it immature, but it makes me want to hunt you down just to blow an air horn in your ear at an inopportune time. If for nothing else than to ruin your day.
I almost lost control on a bridge once because of people like this. Hence, I possibly could have died, but you know, it’s okay, for the sake of some poor soul’s laughter and enjoyment. If someone slashes their tires, it wasn’t me. Seriously, it wasn’t. But I might laugh.
And furthermore, should I apologize for trying to exercise and better myself, while you sad window-shouters just keep getting fatter to the point you can’t even fit in your car? I would feel no sympathy for you.
I’m going to enjoy my nice, warm days outside, enjoying the weather and taking a nice ride to the beach. You can go cry yourself to sleep because you haven’t exercised in three years and have never seen a bike.
Mike • April 1, 20103:00 am
That’s why they laugh. That’s the only way they can deal with never having had a childhood bike. Sad fucks.
I hate this so much.
Mike • April 1, 20105:17 pm
Did you know that you can reply to comments now? Sweet functionality right?
Michelle • April 5, 20102:20 am
Yay!
Melissa • April 5, 20109:09 pm
A little angry, are we?!?! You crack me up and I was having a crappy day:)
Mike • April 10, 20105:41 am
It’s just plain stupid. Typically it’s a car full of too-cool-to-shit types that are generally annoying as fuck, gettin reddy to git-er-dun with a 30 pack a natty, and think they’re so awesome yelling indiscernible shit out of the window at us riding on a dangerous bridge.
Seriously, why the fuck do you have to yell at us? I’m ridding a damn bike, did you never learn? They’re pretty cheap at Walmart, your favorite store.
Mike • April 10, 20105:51 am
RIDING, not RIDDING. I apologize for my impishness.
Jessica • April 6, 20103:49 pm
hahaha you are so funny, yet so true at the same time.. I love it..