No, I haven’t actually lost any. But wouldn’t that just be exciting?!?
Apparently some people tend to think that makes them important, and other people seem to think they are important. Well, kudos to you folk, for losing weight. I, on the other hand, will continue to probably stay the same size despite any efforts I make, and not feel as excited for you as you wish I would.
I can sense my own pessimism, can you? I bet you can.
Here’s the next step in my weight-loss program: Take a shower, and go to bed. Work off those calories in my dreams.
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